I just.. it’s too funny.. I just don’t even.
JUST DO IT MAN
One of my most favorite websites ever!
A British guy says weird narcissistic, insulting, and nonsensical things in his sleep due to his second personality “Sleep Talkin’ Man” (STM)and is recorded by his American wife. I learn new insults every time, and so does Adam, I think.
I think I lost a follower over my Princess Tutu spam
No come back I love you
I mean I’m done now, mostly >_<
Oh well
“You know it’s love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you’re not part of their happiness.”
Apollon On The Hill by マサト
SAKAMICHI NO APOLLON
“And as it was, there was another man who wrote a story. And that story of hope had only just begun.”
…aaaand it sets up perfectly for fanfiction.
Here we go.
Thoughts On The Final Battle in Princess Tutu
Alright, you demon. I’m going to plunge my sword into your face. Your entire body is just your face. It’ll be quite an easy task! For anywhere I plunge it…shall be your face.
“It won’t come off! Because I’ve been thinking that deep inside my heart I don’t want the story to ever end! Pique and Lilie and Mr. Cat and all the others turned into crows! But even after that…
“Idiot. You’re not the only one.”
“…What?”
“You’re not the only one, Duck! I don’t - no, the fact of the matter is that nobody wants to see the story come to an end. Nobody save Mythos himself. I still can’t write a story about Mythos either. Stop blaming just yourself. Everyone is scared. Of being returned to their true selves. They’re used to being given roles in stories that shelter them from the problems of living. The real you…is a duck. And the real me? In the end the real me has been protected since my childhood. I can’t protect anyone. But even if that IS the true me, I want to end the story once and for all. I want to protect Mythos and you because of my own feelings, not because of some role given to me. Even if I use up all of my power.”
“When that happens, I’ll go back to being just a bird.”
“That’s fine, isn’t it? After all, it’s who you really are!”
…
“…It’s strange. Until a short while ago I thought it’d be okay for me to simply vanish, but now, I’m weak. But for some reason Fakir always makes me stronger.”
Princess Tutu ran, determined to give back the last shard of Mythos’ heart. She didn’t do it just for the prince, but for all the townspeople. When she thought about it that way, there was no more hesitation.
UGH MY FEELS
WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO PERF
“In the beginning, I didn’t think my feelings for Mythos would grow so much.”
“I will NEVER go back. Not to the time I clung to my sword and said nothing but words that deprived Mythos of his freedom.”
“All of my feelings…belong to me! All feelings are precious to whom they belong. And I am nobody’s marionette!”
“I will no longer cower before fate!”
“We’ll guard him…together!”
Gonna make you come tonight…over to my house.
“Hey.”
“What?”
“Uzura brought this to me.”
“UWAH! I DIDN’T WRITE IT - PIQUE AND LILIE WROTE IT…so…what should I say? Umm…I’m sorry?”
“Ugh. Don’t waste time on trifles, idiot.”
Man. It was such a chance for Fakir. He might actually have gotten his hopes up when he saw he got a love letter from her. And then to have her go and deny it vehemently like that…
reblog if you’re a “whatever the fuck I feel like posting” blog.
(via misaki-tsuki)
Okay, sorry to be a douche but I am unfollowing anyone who posts give-away entry things more than 5 times.
It’s lovely that you might possibly get something you really want for free but it clogs up my dashboard and I have never been interested in joining one. I don’t post them myself. So consider this a fair warning.
His father is a SAILOR. COME ON.




